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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not