my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not